Here's a journal i've been meaning to write for a while now, and just remembered to just now at last moment. And yes, i'm homaging James Rolfe with the title.
Cyclists are bullshit. If you like to ride your bike, that's fine. Exercise is good. But please, for the LOVE OF GOD, do it on a fucking BIKE PATH.
Whenever i'm driving in this one area of my neighborhood that has this perfectly convenient bike path, every single time there seems to be some asshole cyclist who feels that they own the road, that believes bike paths are for pussies, and rides their bike in the middle of the road, which inevitably slows down the driver behind them cuz they don't want to run over the inconsiderate bastard. Just the other day i'm driving along, and there's this asshole cyclist just in front of me, slowing me down, when there's a perfectly good bike path just to the right! What made him more of an asshole, when he reached a red traffic light, he did a completely pointless circle in the middle of the road before i reached him, as if to gloat "YEEEEA, THE ROAD IS MINE, BITCH! LOOK HOW MUCH ASPHALT I HAVE!"
Bike paths are built from TAX PAYER money for the sole purpose to avoid bullshit like this, but no, i guess cyclists are somehow so conceited that they feel they're ABOVE such things. Whenever i encounter such people, i feel like either honking at them, or screaming "ASSHOOOOOLE!!" at them as i pass them like Kevin Klein in "A Fish Called Wanda", but i can't, cuz i don't wanna cause a fucking accident.
THAT'S BULLSHIT (ok, another James Rolfe ref)