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Here's a journal i've been meaning to write for a while now, and just remembered to just now at last moment. And yes, i'm homaging James Rolfe with the title.

Cyclists are bullshit. If you like to ride your bike, that's fine. Exercise is good. But please, for the LOVE OF GOD, do it on a fucking BIKE PATH.

Whenever i'm driving in this one area of my neighborhood that has this perfectly convenient bike path, every single time there seems to be some asshole cyclist who feels that they own the road, that believes bike paths are for pussies, and rides their bike in the middle of the road, which inevitably slows down the driver behind them cuz they don't want to run over the inconsiderate bastard. Just the other day i'm driving along, and there's this asshole cyclist just in front of me, slowing me down, when there's a perfectly good bike path just to the right! What made him more of an asshole, when he reached a red traffic light, he did a completely pointless circle in the middle of the road before i reached him, as if to gloat "YEEEEA, THE ROAD IS MINE, BITCH! LOOK HOW MUCH ASPHALT I HAVE!"

Bike paths are built from TAX PAYER money for the sole purpose to avoid bullshit like this, but no, i guess cyclists are somehow so conceited that they feel they're ABOVE such things. Whenever i encounter such people, i feel like either honking at them, or screaming "ASSHOOOOOLE!!" at them as i pass them like Kevin Klein in "A Fish Called Wanda", but i can't, cuz i don't wanna cause a fucking accident.

THAT'S BULLSHIT (ok, another James Rolfe ref)
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Celestor666 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
dont really mind of cyclist... I mean they are pests in cities, hit 4 so far this year, minor scratches on my car, and I always get away with it with no concequences since there no breaking the rules in my case, i just ram him good on the rear wheel. Funny to see em go crazy with a broken rear wheel. Got 6 last year, but still plenty of time to break my record.
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EmSeeSquared Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
......uhhh.....?
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ROFLBOB Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
You must hate traveling in cities then. Around here there are cyclists everywhere and most of them don't give a shit, lol.
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EmSeeSquared Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
define "traveling in cities". what kind of cities are we talking about?
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Sencilia-Harp Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012
interesting. and true.
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EmSeeSquared Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yup
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jzr171 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Student Filmographer
Did you write this while wearing the bullshit mask?
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EmSeeSquared Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
no XD
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jzr171 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Student Filmographer
You should invest in one.
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EmSeeSquared Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
in a bullshit mask? i don't even know how James MADE that thing, lol
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